Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
my only talent is memorizing new one direction songs in less than 5 minutes
*epic piano intro*
"we were sixteen, we want the same things, we dream the same dreams, all right"
"her mum calls me love, her dad calls me son, all right"
"she belongs to me!"
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there